flower-nymph:

sharanga:

There’s no place like…Treebones Resort, USA.

eep i stayed here! not in this thing but in a room a little walk away. this was neat thoughhh

This looks like a fun thing to do :)

apfelgranate:

shooshpapping:

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME

SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE

image

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD

BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE

image

OH

IT’S YOU

#THE MAGIC IS GONE  #YOU NEVER BUY ME FLOWERS ANYMORE  #WE USED TO GO DANCING WHAT HAPPENED

fancyfemaletimelord:

No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

fancyfemaletimelord:

image
No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

(Source: tomhiddlesbitch)

  • Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
  • Me: Well fuck
  • Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
  • Me: Thank fuck

highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

mtvawkward:

*swoon*

(Source: yolandawinsston)

getoffmybloghoe:

foreveralone-lyguy:

私はお尻であなたをファックします

it means “true love lasts an eternity”

image

To all the gaijin:

translators are your friend