Cousin: [From New York] Sara is your mom there? I cut myself shaving and must have hit a vein.
Cousin: It won't stop bleeding what should i do? ughh now it's coming through the bandages this is awful
me: I would hang up the phone and call an ambulance if it's that bad. Can your landlord drive you?
Cousin: Yeah but i can't do that
me: ...but wh--
Cousin: I have a DINNER RESERVATION
Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
- Les Miserables